In response to the courageous act of dictator appeasement by the American film industry to the First Amendment-Shredding, cyber bullying, hack-Attack on Sony Pictures, and in the spirit of politically-correct timidity prevalent in our nation today, I offer the perfect, non-offensive, generic, secular Winter Season holiday decoration.
I call it the, "American Special." It has no size or shape so as not to offend anyone who might construe it as body shaming, which might have a negative impact on one's self esteem. It's invisibility means that it cannot be said to favor or discriminate against any color. Being secular and generic, it can stand for anything or nothing at all, just like most Americans. It has no balls making it not only gender-neutral, but passive and non-threatening as well. It also includes high-tech indignation sensors, so if someone should take offense, it immediately folds up and disappears.
Additional supports may be purchased separately, because the unit is unable to stand up for itself.
